I proudly present...

Those that know me will not be surprised by the following announcement:

I am a writer.

So why don't I blog more? You can hear someone shout from the back of the auditorium.

Because shut up, that's why.

Now that we have that settled, I do have a second announcement.

I love to voice act. Voice over. Read out loud? Voice emote? Emotivoice?

I don't know the best way to describe that.

You just like to hear yourself talk, that same asinine individual from the back shouts.

Seriously guy, just shut up.

So writing has been my passion since blah blah blah no one cares about origin stories, but I also secretly (not really that secret) love to read things out loud, as anyone who has shared a writing class with me knows, and I did a brief stint in acting that I adored but don't really have time for right now, and I've always loved doing the voice acting thing, and what I'm getting at is

I'm finally starting my own damn podcast series.

For now, just short stories, essays, that kind of thing, all written by me, all produced and voiced and edited by me, and will be in that pattern for the foreseeable future though I make no promises for projects so far in the future I don't even know what they are. I'm going to see how far this goes, first.

So with my not really great equipment and my untrained voice and my not really audience tested written material, I'm going to bring my voice and my stories out over the internet. Who's excited?!

I don't wanna hear a thing from you, back of the auditorium guy.

So this is my announcement of my big new project! I will have something put up (a very short something so you have NO EXCUSES to not check it out) within the next day or two as a sampling of what is to come (although based on the other things coming up it's really a bad sample). I don't know how often things will update since I have to do things like work and eat and shower and go to class and sleep and play video games, but since I'm pretty excited about this big project, I hope you all are too.

So, I am proud to present, Beep Beep Robot Story Time, brought to you by seriously-I-don't-have-any-free-time. Thanks (in advance) for listening!